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Winter comes
again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will
not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n
again....tabraiz
We WIN and LOSE things everyday.
Buttrust me on one thing:
You will NEVER lose ME!
I will ALWAY§ be thr.
To eat ùr head! Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
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Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.Osman
(0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
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Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar..Osman (0301-4876609
/ 0345-4566641)
Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yun
to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.
Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
As by xperience my
advice 4u friends-
have only one girl
friend otherwise ur life
will b very sad like me
1side Aiswarya puling
me 4 cinema other
side sania pulling me 4
tennis and Priety
keeps sending luv
messages 2 me! silly gals!(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
wat can i do? oh no...!
i'm getting a call from
katrina kaif....!sayalisalih +919895137022
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't
control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more
ALPHABETS...! kash 03216968081
ankhon main basi hai tasveer tere dil main basa hai naam tera aate hai
jab yaad tere dekhte hain TOM AND JERRY dilawar sukkur
me us ki lena chahta tha
aur wo mera lena chahti thi
kyo ke us ki new thi
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aur mera bhi naya tha
mere ----- ke bagher us ki kisi kaam ki na thi
aur us ki ---- ke bagher mera kisi kaam na tha
bolo kiya kiya kiya kiy?
SIM AUR MOBILE YAAR ADNAN03214124457
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Aare baba , I am asking that u Miss me na? mahesh
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2
jump from. shyam 9849347156
U know last week,I visited my friend in China & they thought I'm joking
when I say in South Africa there are Monkey's,so will tou plz borrow me
ur photographs so that I can show them when I visit again? Slovas
* * *
Abe yaar din main tare daikh rahe ho.(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Tabeat to theek
hai......zaibi 03217566867
God knows d value of HEART,so he created LUV....He knows d value of
NIGHT,so he created DREAMS...He knows d value of FREINDS,so he created
MEEEEE....shil
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a
virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by
now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.Kashif
+923216968081
want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna
feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice creamKashif
+923216968081
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI
awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Kashif
+923216968081
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