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Aaj toh bahut
khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish
mein.
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Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai M.Tahir Kasuri
My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL Osman 0301-4876609
If people say UR CUTE punch them they can't fool u like that.Osman
0301-4876609
Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent,
funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE Osman
0301-4876609
Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi
pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius
temperature hai. Osman 0301-4876609
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some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what
about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!!
now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!by jiya
pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH Sameer
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur
sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
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Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam:
"Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" Osman
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1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy
I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!!
Nasir Latif
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
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WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME! Shafqat
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne
waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan
Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si
baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King
sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
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aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay kaash
+923216968081
I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!! kaash +923216968081
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E -
U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J -
Just K - Kidding fehmi
CAN U THINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
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NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
?
"GALTEE SE"RIZI
baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile
destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up
khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy
ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata
chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi. 4m Sashi
I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS.SHABBIRCopyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur
voice................see how sweet r my lies saleem.capri
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