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ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hayhurmat
In Urdu
aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me
le jakar goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"montu
In Urdu
jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
from karachi samira
Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH
i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me of being nice,
handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!! Medupi
Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own Malik
ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne
sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole
ja raha hoon. frasat
"Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can
see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like
me." Amen. keytie
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,..(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)...
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....! Fareen Pasaya from
mumbai
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish
bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to.......
to.. ENJOY THERE.madni
(In Urdu)
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo. lovebird
the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............hurmat
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy (In Hindi)
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan
(In Urdu)
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh
rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED" Mukhoji
(In Urdu)
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.Mujtaba Baloch
1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki
dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahi dyson
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:) mehnaz venjhar
In Urdu
zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi bhi aa sakti hain
paisa
mout
aur
???
aur..??
aur...aur?
bolo bhi......(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
mera msg.........hurmat
In Urdu
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all flowers r nice & sweet but they have
no comparison wid u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch
aur hay"......hurmat
InUrdu
when u feel sad, to cheer up. just go to the mirror and
say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u will
overcome ur sadness but don't make it habit. coz liars go to hell.....hurmat
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