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Qualities a
friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as sardar. Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo Matured as monkey. No doubt u r my Frnd.dog
Whn cloud breaks, rain falls! Whn coconut breaks, water falls!Whn luv
breaks tears falls!But whn ur head breaksaaila!BHUSSA !!neeraj bagdiya
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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to
Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar.
neeraj bagdiya
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Q: to make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she rubs it, to
make it stiff she licks it, to let it in she pushes it. what is she
doing? a: threading a needle Deepu 09847774000
Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its
you Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me .Deepu
09847774000
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Mujhe se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
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Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho Jutt Gee
Bill payment par,
Bank Deposite par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO Saeed Jan
Your smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the people.... So
please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
regularly!.... Asif
Shaytan Association invite all member's for the Annual meeting to discus
their vacation of the month of RAMZAN so your attendance as senior
member is required..
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shani(03006123090)
Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
......... I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do. Shah Jee
IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM
SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN farah aamna
I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything
at all my dear- Just to get away from you.zed
Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart
til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a
freind like u
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zed
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be
Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be
Smart as ME.qwq
Life is like a
MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
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If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
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Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY keitu
How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
extremly intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents...!sayalisalih +919895137022
Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
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Tere sare dath tod dunga.: ankush
Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon me tumho Baharo m tumho Ghatao m tumho Dhoop m
tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k Sach hi suna tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi
h0ta dog
...A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.ANewton's: ¤200Edison's:
¤400Hitler's: ¤500& Ur Brain:¤25,000 coz its Fresh & Never used.dog
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