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Collection of slightly adult sms text messages in roman Urdu, hindi and English. Send these funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, adult messages, adult sms jokes, Hindi adult sms, Urdu sexy adult sms to amuse your friends, desi sms, erotic sms, rude sms, sexy sms messages. Please see following sms only if you are above 18 years old. FOR NEW AND LATEST SMS COLLECTION PLEASE VISIT OUR SMS BLOG. UPDATED ON DAILY BASES. PLEASE SUBMIT NEW SMS IN OUR BLOG. YOUR SMS WILL BE PUBLISHED WITH YOUR NAME AND MOBILE NUMBER.   Do u know how parachute got its name: A girl jumped out Funny desi sms of a flight, with her skirt up, Sardar saw her n said kitna "pyara chut hai" One boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho. The girl replies isme tere baap ka kya jata hai. Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to gori HOTI. Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse, aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiya ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse. Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Funny desi sms Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. Ehasaaaaaaaan Kureshiiiiiiiiii ki latest kavita : Roz college aati hooooooooooo Dupatte se kya chupati hooooooooooo Hum kya mar gaye hai janammmmmmmmmmmmm jo kitabon se dabati hoooooooooooo What is the saddest part of hindi film sholay???? Ek to thakur ki biwi hi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske hath bhi kaat diye.... On KBC, a prostitute was on the hot seat. Amitabh: Madam aapko hamare show me sabse acchhi cheez kya lagti hai? Prostitute gets EXCITED, lifts her skirt and says, "FASTEST FINGER FIRST" Q. Beta kya kaam karte ho? Funny desi sms Ans. Ji samaj seva karta Hoon. Matlab! Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huve ko Milata hoon Kaise? Funny desi sms Bra banata hoon.

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