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MBBS exams Qs:
fill in the blanks. Funny dirty sms
"if a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_s_"
only few students passed who wrote:
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4 months, 1 week ago by chinvikul via web
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skybird
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
5 months ago by skybird via web
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pgirish
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
3 months, 4 weeks ago by pgirish via web
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prem
Jin ke pas hai woh hath mein lekar hilate hai, Jin ke paas nahi hai who
ungli daal kar hilate hai. Who kya hai? TOOTH BRUSH
1 month, 4 weeks ago by prem via web
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skybird
What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go
overturn!
5 months ago by skybird via web Funny dirty sms
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ashiashu
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
2 months, 3 weeks ago by ashiashu via web
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sspatel
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
2 months, 2 weeks ago by sspatel via web
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chinvikul
Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
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A: To pay tribute to men who got burried at these 2 places.
4 months, 3 weeks ago by chinvikul via web
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passionvaibhav
+5 Score
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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( .)( . )
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because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
2 months, 3 weeks ago by passionvaibhav via web
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nirajpendal Funny dirty sms
Ekbaar lungi(chidambaram) ki jaang jal gayi or woh doctor ke paas gaya
doctor ne use BURNOL cream or VIEGRA likhke diya. Lungi:doctor BURNOL to
thik hai per VIAGRA kyu ?doctor:isse DHOTI unchi rahegi |
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