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This program will
automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2
1....Sorry no penis found!
Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please....I
really need the money! Funny sexy sms
Sex is like Nike, just do it.
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U
got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i
dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING
SEX, PLS TRY LATER'
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them,
never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman
talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER?
SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED
TO DEATH.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna
feel you in my mouth...yep, tats how u...eat an ice cream!
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed
exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been
successful in BED."
Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala? Funny sexy sms
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k
sath baithi thi...
******VALENTINEDHAMAKA OFFER ****** send yourgirlfriendto me &get a
child free Hurry up ¤First¤ ¤¤10 winners¤¤¤¤will get¤¤*¤¤TWINS¤¤*....*
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai
kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.
Chacha chachi donon lafangay,
so rahay thay donon nangay,
chachi ko lagi thand,
chacha nay dia lund,
chachi boli yah kia gund,
chacha bola machine gun,
dhasaan dhasan.. dhasaan dhasaan...
Chinese Couple:
A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did
they named them? They named them as "Jo-Hua", "So-Hua"
Kon kahta hay dost humari chudai hogi,
yah afwa kisi bhanchod nai urai hogi,
ghuss k teri gand mai rahain gay sada,
itni jaga tu hum nain banai hogi
Q: What is the difference b/w Secretary & private secretary?
Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR Funny sexy sms
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Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR |
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