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young girl
praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible,
because intelligent men don't get married
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
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Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a
strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't
understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss
bhej raha hoon.wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss
miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher
ko 7 kiss deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni
pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.app fiker nahi
kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY
GA
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Full Name: SADAF.(PLZ CALL ME)
Mobile: 03343022085
a childhad never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his
hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n
said:(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)
minal
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Full Name: minnie
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the
suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt
off.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
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Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft,
smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy da PE-iS....OOOps,
I mean life.
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Full Name: Khanyi
Mobile: 0723177944
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ Häïdë®
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Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
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Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
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Husband proudly replies, only you
darling, with others I was awake!!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
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