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Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be
6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches? Indian Desi sms
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up
Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs
your dick from inside!
A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked:
Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to Jadugar.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you
are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven, Indian Desi sms
So stick it in.
Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his
location in the girls destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna
free demonstration?
Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door
sideways is always going to Bangkok."
MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy.
Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex
is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not
returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is
broken.'
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when
downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her
hotmail she screamed yahoo!
Man: May l hv some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
Sex is good, sex is fine.
doggy style or 69,
just 4 fun or getting paid, Indian Desi sms
everyone loves getting laid,
so if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back. |
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