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we gathered in a
large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4
i could start witing mine, i heard
u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran
Ayub.
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... Amit
Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i
remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives
me ans, coz i lov cartoons.Misha
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali.
do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow pandu
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I
know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT
ME! adil(not doing love)mehboob
i see ur face when iam dreaming thats why i always wake up screaming By
Maha
SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit By Maha
In Urdu
ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon By Maha
HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND......... MUFS
In Urdu
ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji shehzad hanif
In Urdu
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....Bubloo
when i was born satan said another god and when you were born satan
said competition.rato
Mistakes are not crime,I
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key
to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
If ever un ur life u feel sad
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost
everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show
u where to jump from....
Winter comes again n again
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person
like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake
again n again....
Keep in touch with me.
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be
broken.(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
3 tips to break a mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror
and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. .
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I want to suck you... l
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna
feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
A psychological study prove that monkeys
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read
messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg
150
kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what
comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan,
Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
I saw u on a road
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a
sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring
means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT
PHONE UTHA
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri
zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye
to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen
karay to pagal banjaye by dilwala abdi (Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
kya aap k ser per seing hain
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi
baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. By Ansari
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki
thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini
Today is an international day
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
as i have done.........By Ikram
fuck off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
F-forever..By chammalhey
bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata
nahi bandhar habi sms par raha hai haseeb
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