Fri, 28 Mar 2008
people liv,people die,
people laugh,people cry,
some giv up,sum wil try, Latest sms
sum say hi, sum say bye,
u can 4get but how can i,,,,,,,,,,rght
Submitted by mr cool
india&mumbai
Fri, 28 Mar 2008
Commerce teacher to a student- What is the most important source of
finance 4 starting a bussiness?
Student- Father-in-Law
Submitted by SHARJEEL SARFARAZ
KMPM,JAMSHEDPUR,INDIA
Thu, 27 Mar 2008
Har mod par nayi shuruwat ho sakti hai,
Dur reh kar bhi baat ho sakti hai,
Mana k aapse dur hai bahut lekin,
Aankhe band karlo to mulakat ho sakti hai.....
Submitted by Karunesh Latest sms (Karu)
Indore,India
Thu, 27 Mar 2008
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a
reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason
for
living
Submitted by pumla
capetown S.A
Thur, 27 Mar 2008
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that someone, who is
very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands
forever.
Submitted by Kavita Chaudhary
Boring Road, Patna, India
Thur, 27 Mar 2008
REALIZE THINGS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE,
ACCEPT THINGS THAN DELAY THEM,
LOVE PEOPLE BEFORE U LOSE THEM,
LIFE JUST COMES ONCE
-LOVE IT WHILE U LIVE IT.
Submitted by MADHU SUDAN
SIRSA,INDIAN
Wed, 26 Mar 2008
Zara si Baat der tak rulati rahi,
Khushi me bhi akhen aasu bahati rahi,
Koi kho ke mil gaya to koi mil ke kho gaya
Zindgi bas hame aise hi aazmati rahi...
Submitted by Pratik Shah
Latest sms
Mumbai,India
Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Hello, TAJ Hotel?
1 Pizza
1 Biriyani
1 Rasmalai bhej do.
TAJ:Kiske Naam se bheju?
Bhikari: ALLAH KE NAAM PE DEDE
Submitted by Pratik Shah
Mumbai,India
Wed, 26 Mar 2008
Gaur kijiye
Kal kare so aaj ker aaj kare so ab,
wah wah
Ek bar fir se
Kal kare so aaj ker aaj kare so ab.abe kerta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
Kya kahna hai...
Submitted by Vicky. . . the ultimate
ALLAHABAD,INDIA
Wed, 26 Mar 2008
pls giv me a kiss
shocked???????????????
daro mat?????
kiss means k-koi
i- intresting
s-sms
s- send ksro
Submitted by saumya
lucknow,india
Wed, 26 Mar 2008
A bird sitting on d branch of a tree is not afraid by d
shaking branch -bcoz d bird trusts not d branch bt his wings--so believe
in
yourself--good morning
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india
Tue, 25 Mar 2008
Chandni raat thi,nadi ka kinara tha, aasmaan me taro ka
nazara tha , premi ne pyar se hole se muskarate hue premika se
kaha.......>>>>Darling Bidi Piogi?
Submitted by AJAY
Mumbai
Tue, 25 Mar 2008
Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaroo
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaroo
Kya huwa jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaarooo
Submitted by rampal_sharma143@yahoo.co.in
jammu, india
Tue, 25 Mar 2008
Friendship does not occur with special people . people
becomes special after becoming friends. just wanted TO let you know
that- You
are very "Special TO me" RSR
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Submitted by decent_rahul12@yahoo.com
Delhi
Tue, 25 Mar 2008
Never waste an opportunity To say 'I Love You' to someone you
really like. Because it is not everybody you will meet the person who
has the magic to let you fall in love.
Submitted by decent_rahul12@yahoo.com
Delhi
Tue, 25 Mar 2008
karam karo ya sitam karo hum gila nahi karte,
fiza me yaqeenan phool khila nahi karte,
mila do khak me hum ko magar khayal rahe
hum jaise log dobara mila nahi karte......
Submitted by bharti tamang
dubai UAE
Mon, 24 Mar 2008
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Submitted by Jayant Virani
Nasik, India
Sun, 23 Mar 2008
Dharmendra:- Basanti in kutton ke saamne mat naachna.
Basanti- Excuse me Mr.Who d hell do u think u r to ordr me like dis. U
stupid guy using abusive language, u bloody fool hanging in d rusty
chain with so obnoxious smel coming 4rm body, u keep ur mouth shut.
Nonsense!
Hey GABBER PLAY THE DJ. .
Submitted by Vicky. . .the ultimate
Allahabad ,India
Sat, 22 Mar 2008
Pal Pal Ne Kaha Ek Pal Se...
Pal Bhar K LiYe Tum Mere Saath Raho...
Pal Bhar Ka Sath Kuch Aisa Ho Keh...
Har Pal Tum Hi Tum Yaad Raho.
Submitted by TAYYAB
PAKISTAN
Sat, 22 Mar 2008
Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHUWAB zarori hai
Or khuwab dekhne k liye NEEND!
Tu apni MANZIL ki pehli siri charho!
Aur. . . . ,
So Jao
"GOOD NIGHT".
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Submitted by TAYYAB
PAKISTAN
Sat, 22 Mar 2008
Uroj Tujhe KHUDA kuch esa ataa kare,
K rashk Teri qismat pe aftab kare,
Hr mor pe hon farishto k lashkar sath sath,
Har mor pe Teri hifazat KHUDA kare
Ameen.
Submitted by TAYYAB
PAKISTAN
Sat, 22 Mar 2008
Mere Dil Pe Asar Tera Hi Rehta Hai.
Meri Baaton Mein Zikar Tera Hi Rehta Hai.
Pata Nahi Kya Rishta Hai Tera Mere Sath ?
Es Dil Ko Bus Fikar Tera Hi Rehta Hai
Submitted by TAYYAB
PAKISTAN
Sat, 22 Mar 2008
koi dost purana nahi hota, zindgi ka har pal suhana nahi
hota, juda hona to kismat ki bat hai, par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi
hota.
Submitted by mustak virani
bhavnagar-india
Fri, 21 Mar 2008
THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI MAUSAM HUA SUHANA
WA WA WA WA
THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI MAUSAM HUA SUHANA
BANDAR BHI MESSAGE PADH RAHA KYA EDUCATED HUA ZAMANA.
Submitted by SHARJEEL SARFARAZ
KMPM,JAMSHEDPUR,INDIA
Thu, 20 Mar 2008
"Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get
Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond
Submitted by 98BC790196
mumbai,india
Thu, 20 Mar 2008
Interviewer: Congrates, u r selected.
ur 1st month salary is Rs: 60,000.
Next Month salary is 1,00,000.
Sardhar: Ok sir, I'll Join next month......
Submitted by Muthu
Hyd
Thu, 20 Mar 2008
dosti ki hai dil k raz btane k liye,hm apni hsi mita de tumhe
hsane k liya,hme pta hai k hm yad krne ka layak to nhi, bs sms kr dete
hain apni yad dilane k liye.
Submitted by bharti
jalandhar,india
Wed, 19 Mar 2008
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai
Submitted by sweet
cuti_prity@rediffmail.com
Mon, 17 Mar 2008
The butyful drms has com tru.The litle cute birds r singing
4U.The rays of sun r touching Ur butyful eyes n distrbing U 4 wising gud
mrning 2u.Gud mrning.
Submitted by Binita Neupane
Kathmandu, Nepal
Mon, 17 Mar 2008
PLZ hav a cofe of wrm sms wth sugar of swt wishes preped spec
4u at ds cold mrning frm my side.Never mind if sugar is litle bcz ive
prpd it 41st time.gud monin
Submitted by Shila
Kathmandu, Nepal
Sat, 15 Mar 2008
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry husband:donot let the animal in me come out!
wife: who is scared of a mouse!
Submitted by jaydev
indian
Sat, 15 Mar 2008
A saradar chathing with american.american: 90%of marriages in
usa are with email.sardar: 100% of marriages in our india with females
only
Submitted by jaydev
india
Sat, 15 Mar 2008
Khoobsurat c jindagi me- khushiya apke chehre par barkarar rahe--hum
rahe ya na rahe aapko khushiyon ka nahi-khushiyon ko aapka intjaar rahe--
good morning
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india
Fri, 14 Mar 2008
Jub B Lub Kholain To 'DUA' mangte hain
Hum Tare dil Main thori se pnah mangte hain
Bhula na dena Dil se kabhi humaine
Hum tum e umer bhar ki wafe mangte hain
Submitted by Rizwan( Sunny )
+92-333-4325543 Pk.
Thu, 13 Mar 2008
To Ann ma luv. 'MA AFRICAN QUEEN' sparklin btfl eyez ,
charmin smile, smooth talk, big hearted, kissable lips, majestic walk
and
above all her brains driue me crazy.thats ma african queen
Submitted by Wilfred
Nakuru , kenya
Thu, 13 Mar 2008
dard is dil ka chupaunga kaise,
duniya puchegi dil ka haal to bataunga kaise,
mere dard ka manzar to meri aankhe hi bata dengi,
dard bhare in aasuo ko rok paunga kaise.
Submitted by Mahinder sarthi
new delhi, india
Thu, 13 Mar 2008
Naino me base hai zara yaad rakhna, agar kaam pade to yaad
karna,mujhe to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki,agar hichki aaye to maaf
karna
Submitted by sandeep jadhav
satana( nashik)india
Thur, 13 Mar 2008
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi
hihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohohohoh
ohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Ketki Mathur
Varanashi, UP
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