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Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
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Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By
Amit
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO
OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha
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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ aakhe faad ke kya dekh
rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya raghavv 2417
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use
your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to
your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu
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A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife
prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Baboshisto
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To
play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S (Copyright
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X -
XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in
LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until
u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur
warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
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my lovely pyjamas
A girl phoned me the other day and said. (Copyright
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit
harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text ! (Copyright
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I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is
off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark
watch.
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body, (Copyright
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got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
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