Thur, 13 Mar 2008
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE, New sms messages
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Submitted by Jasubhai
Kerla, India
Tue, 11 Mar 2008
Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...New sms messages ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too
uska
Diaper change kerdo......
Submitted by bharat-gohil
surat city,gujrat,india
Mon, 10 Mar 2008
Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aya.khali hi sahi hathon
me jaam to aya.mein hoon bewafa sabko usne bataya.u hi sahi unke labo pe
mera naam to aaya!!!!
Submitted by Ashishkumar
Allahabad(u.p)india
Mon, 10 Mar 2008
Ankhon ki zuban wo samaj nhi pate.hoth magar kuch kah nhi
pate.apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum.koi he jiske bina hum rah nhi
pate...
G@@d M@rning New sms messages
Submitted by deepak goyal
kolkata,india
Mon, 10 Mar 2008
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Submitted by Simran Kaushik
Bulandshahr, UP
Sun, 09 Mar 2008
Aise Dikhai Dena Hazron K darmyan
Sajta Hai Chand Jese Sitaroon k darmyan
Logon K Bich rah k Bhi Rehna yun Munfrid
Jese Gulaab hota hai kantoon k darmyan
Submitted by Rizwan( Sunny )
Pk.
Sat, 08 Mar 2008
Bandariya told to her father:- papa jaldi se meri shaadi kara do
PAPA:- LADKA SMS PADH RAHA HAI AGAR HASA TO SHAADI PAKKI.
Submitted by MONEY JAIN
ALIGARH, INDIA
Sat, 08 Mar 2008
R u idiot?
Why u send me msg?
Who gv my number to u?
Never msg me again.
kya meine kabhi aisa kaha? To fir msg kyon nhi karte..
Submitted by Ashishkumar
Allahabad(u.p)-india
Sat, 08 Mar 2008
Khuda ne apko fursat se banaya hoga;
Har ang ko taraashne me lamha lamhe bitaya hoga;
Dar to sirf is baat ka hai jaan;
Kabhi khuda ka bhi dil ap par aya hoga;
(This is dedicated to my Jaan,my love)
Submitted by JAAN
IIT Kharagpur,India
Fri, 07 Mar 2008
Let me guess what U R New sms messages doing...
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
Submitted by Minu Desai
Chenai, India
Thur, 06 Mar 2008
"stolen kisses are always sweetest"
Submitted by Raj
Dubai
Wed, 05 Mar 2008
Virginity is not dignity, it is simply lack of opportunity
Submitted by Nuaka
Bori, Nigeria
Wed, 05 Mar 2008
i may run out of msg 2 txt u, i may run out of credit 2 call
u,i may run out of jokes 2 tickle u, but my heart will neva run out of
space 2 accomodate u
Submitted by Nuaka
Bori, Nigeria
Wed, 05 Mar 2008
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call
me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Submitted by Trupen R
A'bad, India
Wed, 05 Mar 2008
in the last days of my life when the god ask me which one u
want to meet? like u r mum,fa,sis,bro,BUT i will give ur name my
friend.becoz u know about my self my dear friend.
(this is dedicate to my dearest friend saraswathi-ranchi)
Submitted by seshu
kadapa,india
Wed, 05 Mar 2008
Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
Submitted by sweet
cuti_prity[at]rediffmail.com
Wed, 05 Mar 2008
Dear Sona,
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my
EYES.
Only Urs Dabba
Submitted by Dabba
Ludhiana, India
Tue, 04 Mar 2008
Kash PYAR Ka Insurance Ho Jata
Pyar Karne se Pahle Premium Bharwaya jata,
PYAR me wafa mili to thik,
Warna Bewafao pe Jo kharcha hota,
Uska Claim To mil Jata.
Submitted by Sagar Randhir New sms messages
Nashik, India
Tue, 04 Mar 2008
words r few, yet heart is true. frnds i cn make bt none as
sweet as u. wen god gv frnds he was fair bt wen i got u i got more dan
my
shares.
Submitted by Priti
India
Mon, 03 Mar 2008
Wajud nahi wo hasti kis kam ki.Jaha Dil na lege wo basti kis
kam ki.Yad aaye apki aur hum sms na kare apko 2 apni dosti kis kam ki.
Submitted by Rohit
Nainital,India
Mon, 03 Mar 2008
Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yar, up above
da world so high, sun has risen in da sky, uth ja jaldi pile chaye,
then u msg & tell me hi. Good morning
Submitted by meropokhara
Pokhar Nepal
Mon, 03 Mar 2008
santa; if she buys orange juice that means she likes me and
if she buys strawberry juice that means she dont like me. [ the girl
buys grapes juice.] banta starts laughing loudly. santa to overcome his
emberassement says; it means she has not made her decision about me yet.
Submitted by ayesha
pakistan
Mon, 03 Mar 2008
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Submitted by Radha
Basti, Uttar Pradesh, India
Sun, 02 Mar 2008
Five rules of girls
1:Love me don't touch me
2 Touch me don't kiss me
3 Kiss me don't 'use'me
4 Use me don'forget me
5Forget me but don't tell to anyone!
Submitted by Rajen Lamsal
Kathamandu Nepal
Sat, 01 Mar 2008
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Submitted by vigya kumar
vigya_gyan@yahoo.co.in
Fri, 29 Feb 2008
teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad kyonki kichhad
bahot hota he baarish aane ke baad.
Submitted by tejash31186
Nadiad-India
Fri, 29 Feb 2008
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
Submitted by Depu
Shilong, India
Thur, 28 Feb 2008
LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
Submitted by Deepak Saxena
Kharghar, Navi Mumbai
Thu, 28 Feb 2008 New sms messages
I LOV THREE THINGS
1....PIZZA
2......PEPSI
3..........U
.
PIZZA TO EAT
.
.
PEPSI TO DRINK
.
.
.
.AND U
.
.
OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO...........................TABLE KUAN
SAAF KAREGA
Submitted by shrishti
ghaziabad &india
Wed, 27 Feb 2008
Ankhon ki zuban wo samaj nhi pate.hoth magar kuch kah nhi
pate.apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum.koi he jiske bina hum rah nhi
pate...
Submitted by Ashish kumar4817
Allahabad-uttar pradesh-india
Tue, 26 Feb 2008
teacher" translate this sentence
into pashto
"A beautiful girl is walking in the park"
Student " Aluka baagh ki yo zaalim shay rawan day"
Submitted by Aady Khan
Dubai New sms messages
Mon, 25 Feb 2008
Zindagi nahi hame dosto se pyari, Dosto ke liye hai hazir
jaan hamari,Aankh me hamari aansu hai to kya, Jaan se bhi pyari hai
muskan
tumhari
Submitted by Sandip D. Rasal
Mumbai, India
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