Wed, 16 Apr 2008
Gita ka Gyan < Mobile nirjiv hai- sim iski aatma hai- sms woh
gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai--iss liye-hey prani balance ki moh maya
tyag kar nirantar sms kar-
Submitted by Deepak Goyal New sms Text Messages
Kolkata, india
Wed, 16 Apr 2008
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly
touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS
FRIEND IS 4U
Submitted by sameer khan
Bhopal,India
Wed, 16 Apr 2008
I M going to write on all the bricks,I miss u and i wish that
ane falls on ou head. So that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone
special like you...DS
Submitted by 9763316439
DS
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
GIRLS ARE LIKE INTERNET VIRUS,
THEY ENTER YOUR LIFE,SCAN YOUR POCKET,
TRANSFER YOUR MONEY, EDIT YOUR MIND,
UPLOAD HER PROBLEMS,DELETE YOUR SMILE,
AND HANG YOU
FOREVER
Submitted by SUNIL&PUSHKAR
RAJKOT,GUJARAT,INDIA
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U..........
Submitted by Pooja Garg
Narnaul,Haryana(India)
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
Ke kekra krib hola
Sb aapn aapn nsib hola
Aa jb aap dokha dela t drd dil ke krib hola
(I love u sonam) New sms Text Messages
Kas tum mere payr ke smj pati
Tum muje aaj bhi bhot yad aati ho
Submitted by Ravindra chauhan (tirchhi-ghazipur)
India, uttarpradesh(ghazipur)
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
Virginity is not dignity,
it is simply lack of opportunity
Submitted by Nuaka
Bori, Nigeria
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son:Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it...007-123
Submitted by SUNIL&PUSHKAR
RAJKOT,GUJARAT,INDIA
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
muskura do jara ke vaaste shama e mahfil mein roshni ho
jayegi tum humhare nahi to kya gum hai hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam
hai
Submitted by devi g
jind haryana
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
mohhabot karne walo ko inkar achha nahi lagta,
duniya walo ko ikrar aacha nahi lagta,
jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye,
in &*%$# ko pyar achha nahi lagta...007-123
Submitted by SUNIL&PUSHKAR
RAJKOT,GUJARAT,INDIA
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
ek sardar paani pi raha tha
oy ab sardar paani bhi nahi pi sakta
usme me bhi joke chahiye
Submitted by playboy
satna india
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet.
he finds d egg empty...
gets frustreated n say's,
"kya ghor kalyug hai,aajkal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai"
Submitted by Anurag Baraliya
Amravati, India
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
Tnhaiyo se nhi,hm maephil se drte hai
Dunia se nhi hm khuda se drte hai, u to bhot kutch koya hai hmne, n
jane kyo tume khone se drte hai
I love u sonam
Submitted by Ravindra chauhan
India,uttarpradesh, (tirchhi,dullahapur.ghazipur
Tue, 15 Apr 2008
Dimag Jiska Ice,
Jeevan Uska Nice.
Dil Jiska Pure,
Safalta Mile Sure.
Nazare Jiski Clear,
Banta Wo Sabka Dear.
Bataon Kaun or Kha,
""Main Hoo Na........."" Pooja
Submitted by Pooja Garg
Narnaul,Haryana(India)
Mon 14 Apr 2008
Saying I love you, 143, أحبك , 我爱你, Je t'aime, I love you, Σ
'αγαπω, アイラブユー, 나는 당신을 사랑, Я люблю тебя, in 10 languages.
Submitted by Dharinda Sukar
Georgetown, Guyana
Mon 14 Apr 2008
Salman or Hritik court mein case lad rahe the ki zyada smart
kaun hai ? dono hi case haar gaye...aur ek - dusre se bahar aake puchne
lage--yaar ye DEEPAK -Kaun hai?
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata,India
Mon 14 Apr 2008
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. New sms Text Messages
Submitted by zeeshan
pakistan
Mon 14 Apr 2008
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right
now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking...........
Submitted by 9320716208
mumbai, india
Mon 14 Apr 2008
WHAT DID RAT SAY TO CAT
AND CAT SHY
THINK , THINK
SOCHIYE , SOCHIYE
"BILLO RANI KAHO TOH ABHI JAAN DEH DO"
HA!HA!HA!
Submitted by LOVER GIRL
VARANASI ,INDIA
Mon 14 Apr 2008
The butyful drms has com tru.
The litle cute birds r singing 4U.
The rays of sun r touching Ur butyful eyes
n
distrbing U 4 wising gud mrning 2u.
Gud mrning.
Submitted by Sanjay Mani
Kulu Manali, HP(India)
Sun 13 Apr 2008
sumtims d world givs me many reasons 2 hate it .
bt wenever it hapens i stop dere n think about u n then
realise.'hw can i hate ds world wen u r a part of it.
Submitted by Prashant
Ranchi,India
Sun 13 Apr 2008
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
"Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?"
"Haan" replies shop-owner.
Santa says, "Ek hara vala dena"
Submitted by Saroj
Ranchi, India
Sun 13 Apr 2008
Loveless life is a fruitless tree,
but,
Friendshipless life is rootless tree...
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!
Submitted by Sardar Pasha.D
Srinivaspura,India
Sun 13 Apr 200
Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It's too long for u.
So, inshort "Think About Me"...
Submitted by Pooja Garg
Narnaul,Haryana (India)
Sun 13 Apr 2008
Your smile is a biggest New sms Text Messages A=S=S=E=T to me,
And I want my A=S=S=E=T to increase every day,
So keep smileing and...
Keep increasing my A=S=S=E=T every day--
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india
Sun 13 Apr 2008
1 CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PYURPOSE KIYA
SHERNI:KABHI APNI SURAT DEKHI HAI AAINE MAIN
CHUHA : ARE PAGLI SURAT PE MAT JAA "CONFIDENCE" TOH DEKH:-D
Submitted by lover girl
varanasi,India
Sun 13 Apr 2008
Ek Kabuter Aasman me udda.................Udta Gaya........
.........Udta Gaya.........................or uper gya ....
............or Bhi uper gya............Udta ja raha Hain...
.......or Bhi bhaut uper gya.........Wo uper hi jata ja raha
hain..................Ab to wo dikhai Bhi nhi de
Raha..............Ab raat ho gai
hain So jao ..................kal Subhe uth kar or milke DHUNDE
ge..
Good Night
Submitted by Jyoti Bhatnagar
Narnaul,Haryana (India)
Sun 13 Apr 2008
Kisi ko "PALKON" main na basaao,
"PALKON" kyoki Palkon me sirf sapne baste Hain.
Basana hain to "DIL" me Basaao,
Kyonki "DIL" me sirf "APNE" baste hain.
Submitted by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul,Haryana (India)
Sat 12 Apr 2008
Gam-e-Tanhai, Judai se badhkar kya hogi,
koi taklif bewafai se badh kar kya hogi.
Agar deni ho jawani me kisi ko saza,
to wo padhai se badhkar kya hogi,
Submitted by Jyoti Bhatnagar
Narnaul,Haryana (India)
Sat 12 Apr 2008
U r 4 me as a cheeze for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
and a friend like you for me.
Submitted by SHUBH
Allahabad jasra india
Fri 11 Apr 2008
However high the sky may be.....
However wide the River may be....
However green a tree may be.....
just Remember....
IT'S NONE OF UR BUISNESS!!!!!!
Submitted by vanshali sanwalka
varanasi,India
Fri 11 Apr 2008
As years go by -
u may lose
your hair,teeth---eyes sight--but not
your
Talent-Smartness-brightness-inteligence-coz you can lose only what you
have...
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india
Fri 11 Apr 2008
My Love Story
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Mera jivan kora kagaz kora he rah gaya--
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata, india
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