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A child Never
seen his Hips. One Day his
hit him hard on his hips. Child come back 2 home & saw in tha
mirror & said Kamini ne 2 tukry ker diye..!
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108
A TEACHEr says to noughty boy.!(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
" jab main sakht hoty hoon to bhoot sakht hoty hoon or jab main naram
hoty hooon to bhoot narem"
Boy.:
Miss App to bilkul mere p----s jesi hain..!
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108
ek khusra army main job leny gia us ka medical checkup ke baad nokri
deny se inkar ker diya or kaha k tum khusry ho.. Khusry ne jawab diya
tum ne goli chelwani he ya maan ch----ni he..!
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108
A COuple went 4 divorce, Judge asked the reason !
Girl: Sir I wanted This ==============>
Atleast this =======>
But What is This ==>
Boy: Sir. I Wanted this ()
Atleast this ( )!(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
But Whai Is This ( )....!
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108
3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting
3 meeting - 1 kiss!(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
3 kisses - 1 proposal
3 proposal - 1 marriage
and that
1 marriage - 3 words
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ISKI TO GAYI...
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Full Name: nomi
Mobile: 03455916346-03225091836
Marzi se ho SEX to paap nahi hota.
Kuwari pas ho to mood kharab nahi hota, Condom zarur lagana mere dost,
kyouki us time "POPAT" ke pas Dimag nahi hota. !(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
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Full Name: darsh
Mobile: 09337709505
Teacher asked "Why do BOYS WALK faster then Girls & GIRLS TALK more then
Boys?" Boy Replid - Becoz, Boys Hv 1 Extra Leg & Girls Hv 1 Extra
Mouth.....
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Full Name: darshan
Mobile: 09337709505
Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with
this d reds rose. Plz donu d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don Parco!(Copyright www.www.funnylovesms.com)
z d ROZ ROZ!
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Full Name: huny
Mobile: 03346030964
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