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Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than...
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Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
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Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• I like your style - I like your class - but most of all i like your
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Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
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when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
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job
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Types of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse
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Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
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Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to
moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Mobilink regrets 2 inform u
that the network has gone down on everyone
except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a
network.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• 23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant
throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH
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