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A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness . Rude sms Messages
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• A teacher asked "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replied "feet" - coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife & liked to beat her smacked her twice around da head F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Sex is evil and evil's a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Roses are red. voilets are corny. when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Of all the babes u r my selection please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!  Rude sms Messages
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine <<<
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• 1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'  Rude sms Messages
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• if u were a drum id bang u, if u were a pig id pork u, if u were a flower id root u, if u were a nail id screw u, but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
 

 

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