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I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! Rude sms
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!
Submitted By : Xub@!r, Submitted On : Apr 08, 2006
• 3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna
Submitted By : Sani Pump, Submitted On : Mar 25, 2006
• 3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Submitted By : Kashif, Submitted On : Mar 24, 2006
• Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI
(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE
TRUE).. Rude sms
Submitted By : Gujjar Shah, Submitted On : Mar 24, 2006
• Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when
the music stops.
Submitted By : Gujjar Shah, Submitted On : Mar 24, 2006
• Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
Submitted By : Shahzad, Submitted On : Mar 24, 2006
• Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
Submitted By : Shahzad, Submitted On : Mar 24, 2006
• SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP Rude sms
First ten will get twins
Submitted By : Sani Pump, Submitted On : Mar 20, 2006

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