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Musharaf Reema ka
haath pakar kar bola:
“Aao kamray mein chalain”
Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai” Sexy Blond sms
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal
raha hai.
Nasibo Lal new song..
Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,ago hel janda a pora saman
sajana..picho lagdey nai musalman sajna menu lagna tu ha koi pathan
sajna.
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.)
lagthe hain mote mote boo boo
nikalta hai iss main see doo doo
kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)
Love is like a "PENT" But friendship is like a "CHADDI", bcoz "PENT"
phaat bhee jaee to "CHADDI" Izzat bacha leti hai.. So thanks for being
my "Chaddi"
Sardar: Will u merry ,after i die?
Wife: No, I will live with my sister.
Wife: Will u merry, After i die?
Sardar: No, I will also live with my sister.
1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..Logon ne poocha Kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai aur baal
saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
7 Glances= 1 Smile Sexy Blond sms
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in
a woman"s destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a
demonstration?!
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster
laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there"s a happy cock!
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked
man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, "HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT
LITTLE THING?"
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won"t shut up long
enough to build up pressure.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be
cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
"" Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?""
So a man takes off his clothes n say,""Iron these!
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where
Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant
throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH
MICE
Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone
except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a
network. Sexy Blond sms |
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