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Why do women have
orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when
they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
sexy dirty sms
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs
and we can multiply!
Types of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse
(_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow
job.
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when
she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
I like your style - I like your class - but most of all i like your arse.
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than...
OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins
Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
sexy dirty sms
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don"t say loose motions hai.
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving
when the music stops.
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI
(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD
TO BE
TRUE)..
3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi
khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
sexy dirty sms
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna
A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich
dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK?
The 1 wid big tits!
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be
cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday.
Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........
Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too
uska
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