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⢠Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti
hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho
gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do
alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi
to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.
It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator
asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi
said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all
boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they
continue we
can have another chance.
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said
that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii
bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
Boy2sales Girl:give a condom?
salesGirl:Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl:Give him M size,
wait..
Give L
wait..
Give XL
oh sitt
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