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Pilot to tower: “i‘m 300 miles from land, 600 feet over
water & no fuel, plz instruct.“
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Tower to pilot: “bund marao!!!“
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Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
lady 2 Dr:meray hunb ka bohot bara hai,andar dalta hai to kalejay ko
lagta hai
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo...
Msg: Alama Iqbal specialy said for Maulana Fazlur Rehman
nahi hai tera nasheman asembly k aewaano par.
tu gandu hai guzara kar Bannu k pathaano par.
Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe
Kyunki Ghalib Ne Arzkiya Hai Sexy Hindi sms
Raat Bhar Sharab Pi
Rat Cut Gai...
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai...
Kehte Hyn K Manni Ka Ek Qatra = 100 Drops Of Blood
If Its Correct
Tou Phir
Dracula
Madarchod Khoon Kion Choosta Hy
LUND Kion Nahi . . . ? ? ?
1 Khara
Lund Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
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