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Girl: ek sasti c
brazer dena
ye 100 ki ha
Girl: or sasti sexy sms messages
Ye 60 ki ha
Or sasti
Ye 40 ki ha
Girl: or sasti
Chotay inko 2 igloo k khali CUP or SUTLI De Do!
Q: What is difference between
"GUN" and "L*N"
A: "GUN" is hot after the shot and "LUN" is hot before the shot
A man wanted 2 get married!He had a
choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz
a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!
Today in style ...
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be
cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
My days ...sexy sms messages
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday.
Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
23 useless parts
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant
throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH
MICE
Wont go down?
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone
except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a
network
��Why woman moan?
Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan
about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Maths
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs
and we can multiply!
ypes of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse
(_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
Satisfy her/him
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow
job
Poem ..sexy sms messages
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when
she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
I like your...
I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
Latest Porn Releases
Latest porn releases:shaving private ryan.position impossible.as big as
it gets.forest hump.riding miss daisy.starwhores and pornocchio
��Sex a 3 letter word!
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than...
OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER- YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
Who dares wins :) -sexy sms messages
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! |
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