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Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...Sexy sms
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened. Sexy sms
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"
Chut Ke Ashiq
After Sex Boy Said
Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachaa Kahti Hai
Girl:Mere Chut Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids Kahti Hai
Remove Bavarchi :
Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : ****
If U Learn To f***
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman ...
ACCORDING TO RECENT STUDIES THE PENIS IS THE HEALTHIEST BREAKFAST FOR
WOMEN BCUZ IT COMES W/A SAUSAGE, 2 EGGS, AND MILK
A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD
AT THE SAME TIME. THE WIFE SAYS: YUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S
Sexy sms
CAN U COME GET ME? IM DOWN HERE IN CITY JAIL. SOME FOO DONE PICKED ME
OUT OF A LINEUP TALKIN BOUT MY PUSSY WHIPPED HIM!
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your d*ck?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you
tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.Sexy sms
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