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A girl who opens her hands recieves
gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves
happines sexy text sms
If you were!
if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower
id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love
2 u!
How you eat your's?
I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all
over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice
cream...
�The little thing
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked
man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT
LITTLE THING?'
Who passes more gas? sexy text sms
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long
enough to build up pressure.
�Cat & Rooster
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster
laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Like pizza
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still
pretty good
Different types!
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
�What you want?
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in
a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a
demonstration?!
SEX is My Fav
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll
Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
�Mon & Son -
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest
thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
�Do you use phone?
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer:
Depends, if I can find a phone.
�Who is strong?
sexy text sms
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on
her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane. |
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