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Khussra wanted to join army and after medical
check up the doctor said that u r sexy urdu sms
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii
bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
• It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator
asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi
said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all
boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they
continue we
can have another chance.
• Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi.
Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.
• Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do
alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
• A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
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Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho
gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
• Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti
hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
• One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
• Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
• Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too
uska
pamper change kerdo......
• kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile
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