Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.
Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko..
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Mazahiya Shayari
Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuwab Aajata Hai…
Waqt Samjho Kharab Aajata Hai…
Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…
Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!
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Din me chand sitare ache nhi lagte,
Ab duniya me nazare ache nhi lgte,
koi ja k kah de aap k ammi abbu se,
k ab aap kaware ache nhi lagtey.
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Ap k Sheron se hum ghayal hogaey,
Apki hansi k hum kayal hogey,
3 Rs k 500 sms kya mile,
Saale chappal chor B shayair hogaey.
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Lagi thi jor se
Bathroom band tha…
Wah Wah
Lagi thi jor se
Bathroom band tha….
Andar ja ke dekha to
Pani kam tha…
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Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah thehri he
Uski ankhen sagar se b zyada gehri he
Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte
Tab pata chala yar vo to behri hai.
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Jahan ki Khilwat mein zulzul nhe ayega
Gam-e-Toheen se kabul ayega
Malkil ki ibtrag hy ye furqat Ghalib
Dimagh phat jyega par
Ye Sher Samajh nhi ayega.
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Kabhi Tum apni Mohabat ka aitbar to do
Main chahon toot k Tum ko ye ikhtyar to do
Guzrti hi nahi mujh se Zindagi tanha
Aik NARGIS ki CD udhaar to do.
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Wo kesa shaks hy k bina ksor saza deta hy,
Phir hasata hy or sub bhula deta hy,
Us se pochon k bata dil mai kon hy,
Naam sergoshi mai mera hi suna deta hy.
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Zindgi main jab b kisi ko chaha hai
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hai
Socha tha ab chor dain is payar k khel ko
Par suna hai pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hai.
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Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko…
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Kisi 0r se tum PYAR karo,
DAFA karo usko…;-)
Wah Wah
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Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli “Shukriya Bhai Jaan”.
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Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho
Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho
Taj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai Mager
Har Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho.
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Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega
Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega
Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Ghalib
Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega.
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Apny Susar ka Dulara hon Main,
Saasu Maa ki aankh ka Tara hon main,
Apni Wife ko bhi pyara hon main.
Filhaal to ye sab sapnay hain Yaaro.
Kyon k Abhi tak to Kanwara hon main. 
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Arz kiya hai:
Tere Darwaze par Sanam bar bar aayenge.
Tere Darwaze par Sanam bar bar aayenge.
Bell Bajayengey aur bhaag jayenge..
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Bejan phool ko khushbu dena koi apse sekhe,
Rohthe hwe ko hasana koi apse sekhe,
Dost banana to har koi janta hy,
Dost ko topi pehnana koi apse sekhe.
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Meri parosan chhat pr aai aur mjhy dekh kr kaha
Mere aany sy hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka
Me dhere se muskuraya aur kaha
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PONKA, PONKA.
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Jeet k b haar gaya main Pyar ki baazi yaaro,
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh meri PARO,
Woh guzar gai paas se nazar tak na milai,
Kyon k main Cycle pe tha, Uske paas thi Pijaaro.
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Arz kya hai:
Kamzor itnay ho gye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah!
Kamzor itne ho gye teri judai se,
Macher utha ke le gye chaarpai se.
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Arz kiya hai:
Ikhtiyaar-e-tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena..
(wah,wah,wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jaye to mujhe bhi bata dENA..
(wah,wah)
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Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k Rona Nahi Aata
Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey Khona Nahi Aata
Wo Ganda Tha Ganda Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga
Jisey POTTY krne K Baad Dhona Nahi Aata.
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Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
Ja rahy thy yaadon ko dil main liye sambhaal,
1 Ajnabi ne achanak jo rok kar kahaa.
Chal oye!!! Mobile nikaal…
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Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,
Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
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Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay…
Wah Wah…
Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay…
Thanday Meethy Faalsay,
Kalay Kalay Faalsay.
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Jane Kia Act Kerte Ho,
Direct Dil Pe Effect Kerte Ho,
Hum Zalim Tum Pe Marte Hain,
Aur Tum Dosron Ko Select Kerte Ho.
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Hum Pagal aapke peechy,
Aap Pagal kisi aur k peechy,
Koi aur Pagal Hamaray peechy,
Koi aur Pagal us Pagal k peechy.
Ha Ha Ha
Saary Pagal aagay Peechy.
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Dil tera phir dukha diya us ne,
Tujh ko ek baar phir ULLU bana diya us ne,
Naam bata k KishMish kaa..
Naak ka Chooha Khila diya us ne.
Ha ha ha ha….
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Teri Pyaari soorat pe Dil Haaron…
Teri har zaroorat pe Jaan waaron…
Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k baray main…
Dil karay tujhe ek Rakh k Chamaat Maaron.
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Qadam Qadam par ek Naik kaam karta hon.
Mawaliyon ka Barra ehtiraam karta hon.
Dekhta hon jahan Gold Leaf ki dukaan.
Us dukaan ko jhuk k salaam karta hon.
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