Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?
Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai. 
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wedding sms
Bivi: Shadi Se pehle To Tum Mujh Per Barre Shair Kehte They.
Husband: Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hai.
Bivi: Phir Bhi JAAN Koi Shair Kehdo.
Husband: Lo Suno!
Jane Jigar Janeman
90 Kilo Tera Wazan
Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par
Mar Jaonga Mai Sanam.
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How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life.
Husband Went to Europe…
And Sent SMS to his Wife.
“I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were “HER” (HERE).
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Type of Smells in Bedroom After Marriage:
1st 3 months:
Perfume & Flowers
After 3 Years:
Baby Powder, Cream, Lotion.
After 30 Years:
Vicks, Tiger Baam, Medicines.
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Man to a Friend: I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and
She didn’t Speak to Me for a Month.
Friend: Why? That’s very Foolish of Her.
Man: Well that Was THE DEAL.
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Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”
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Husband: Agar Tum India Main Hoti to Waha K Log Zaror Tumhari Pooja Karty.
Wife: Kya Mai Husan Ki Devi Jesi Lagti Hon?
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Husband: Nahi Yaar!
Kaali Mata Lagti Ho.
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A Man Was Asked To Explain This Saying:
Sorrow is Our Constant Companion,
Happiness Comes & Goes.
Man Said:
My Wife is Always With Me.
Her Friends Comes & Goes.
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Husband Wife Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aa Khudkushi Karny Chala.
Wife: Kahan Chalay?
Husband: Khudhkushi Karne.
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Wife: Black Sarri To Dilatay Jao Tumhary Soag Main Pehnu Gi.
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A Person Went to his Neighbour,
Where an Old Couple Lives.
He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still call her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc.
Man to the Old Man: It’s sweet … After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names.
The Old Man replied (Whispering): Her Name had Slipped off My Mind 10 Years Ago
&
I am Very Scared to Ask What It Is.
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Wife: Kaash Aap SMS Hotay,
Main Aapko Save Kar Leti.
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Husband: Kaash Tum Ringtone Hotin,
Main Her Hafte Change Karta.
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Shaadi Wale Din Joota Chhupaney Ki Rasam Kyon Hoti Hai?
Socho.
Aur
Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Diya Jata Hai K
Ab Bhi Waqt Hai
Nangey Paaon Bhag Jao.
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Woman on Date with Husband’s Best Friend:
Phone Rings…
Woman: Yes? Ok, Fine, Bye!
Turns To Her Lover and Laughs: My Husband said that He is Playing Golf With You!
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Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.
Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge?
Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai,
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Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho.
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Girlfriends are like “Gol Gappay” always Tasty.
Lovers are like “Pizzas” Hot n Spicy.
&
Wives are Like “Daal Chawal”
No Other Option, But Good For Health.
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A Man was crying over a Grave and Repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My Wife’s first husband.
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After Checkup, Dr. said to Wife:
“Your Husband is Suffering from a Very Severe Disease.
If you don’t do the following, he’ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don’t discuss ur problems with him.
If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK.”
On the Way Home, the Husband Asked:
“What did the Dr. say?
She said:
“Doctor ne Jawab De Dya Hai”
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Wife Sees,
Husband Sucking Stomach on Weight Scale.
Wife: I Don’t Think That is Going To Help.
Husband: Sure it Will,
“Its The Only Way I Can See The Numbers.”
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Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga.
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A Psychological Survey Report..
When Two Couple Come Face to Face:
Wives look at Each Others Dresses
And
Husbands Look at Each others Wives.
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Kitna Baybas Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagy.
Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeeqat K Aagy.
Jisne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Seekha Dunya Main.
Woh Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagy.
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Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
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Kia Aap Shadi Karna Chahte Hain?
Pehle Zara Ye Parh Lain!
1. Police Man:
Sub Mujhse Darte hain Aur Main Apni BV Se.
2. Mochi:
Main jutey ki Murammat karta Hon Aur BV Meri.
3. Teacher:
Main Class Main Musalsal Bolta Hon aur Ghar Main Sirf BV ki Sunta hon.
4. Officer:
Main office Main Afsar Hon Ghar main to Adna sa Mulazim hon.
5. Judge:
Main Court main Insaf karta Hon or Ghar main BV se Insaf ki Bheek Mangta hon.
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What is the Similarity Between Marriage and 11:59 PM ?
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Think Again
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Ans:
Dono k Baad
Din Badal Jaate Hain.
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A Man meets a Friend After a Long Time.
And Notices He is Wearing an Earrings.
“When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?”
Friend: Ever Since my Wife Found one in My Car!
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Wife: Woh Samney Sharabi Dekh Rahey ho?
Maine usey 10 Saal Pehle Shaadi k Liye Inkaar Kya Tha.
Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.
Husband: WAH! Itna Lamba Jasahan.
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Man to a Friend: I Gifted My Wife a Diamond Necklace and She didn’t Speak to Me For a Month.
Friend: Why! That’s very Foolish of Her.
Man: Well, That Was the Deal. 
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Shaadi 20th Anniversary Pe Husband Gehri Soch me Tha:
Wife: Kya Soch rahe ho?
Husband: Kya Tumhain Yaad hai k Jab Tmhare Dad Ne Humai Date Pe pakra tha?
Wife: Yes
Husband: Aur Mjhe Gun Point pe Kaha Tha k Meri Beti se Shaadi Karo ya 20yrs k lye Jail jao.
Wife: Smiled!. Yes
Husband: AAAHHH! … Aaj k din azaad hojata!
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Ek Aadmi Ghabraya Howa Police Station Aaya Or Inspector Se Bola:
Mujhay Gariftaar Kar Lo, Maine Apni Bivi K Sir Per Laathi Maari Hai.
Inspector: Kya Wo Marr Gai Hai?
Aadmi: Nahi! Balke Wahi Laathi Liye Meray Pechay Aa Rahi Hai.
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1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.
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